Whatsapp पर लड़कियों को इम्प्रेस कैसे करें (22 Killer Chat Tips)

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He-: hi ..would you like to be my friend?

She-: No

He-: ok….so would u like to be my enemy

She-: what

He-: ab dost na shi to Dushman hi bn Jao…… to btao kb du black rose Aapko

She-: Wse Aap funny ho

He-: thanks….wase real name kia hai aapka

She-: Kyu

He-: Supari deni hai aapke Nam ki …..Tanvi hi hai na

She-: Ha

He-: Achha aap sbhi se itne pyaar se baat krte ho ya mein hi itna special hu

She-: Pyaar se kha kr rhi hu normal kr rhi hu

He-: Tabhi to bola

She-: Bade Chalak ho …Achha ab Pyaar se baat krungi

He-:Dushman ke sath pyaar ?

She-: Aap hmesha aise hi baat krte ho

He-: Nhi aap special wali Dushman ho Wse krte Kia ho aap Dushmani ke alawa school ya college

She-: College ,B.A and aap kia krte ho makhhan marne ke alawa

He-: Main bi college

She-: Kaunse college mai ho

He-: Patna Univercity

She-: Mai bhi whi hu aapne mujhe dekha nahi kya

He-: Dekha tbi to bola dushmani krni hai aapse

she-: Kbhi to serious ho jaya kro

He-: ok babe

She-: dont call me babe

he-: ok thanku

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She-: Aapko mera ghr ka name kaise pta

He-: Commonsense se tanvi ka nickname tanu ke alawa kia ho skta hai

She-: Great yaar

He-: Kya kr rahi ho

She-: nothing

He-: Wow bada hi unique kaam kr rhi ho kafi kam log krte hai aisa kaam

She-: Achhaji wase aap itne bhi achhe nhi dikhte ki mai aapse baat kru

He-: Yhi to irony hai jo Achha dikhta hai vo Achha hota nhi aur jo hota hai wo Achha dikhta nhi

She-: Wse aap baatein achhi bna lete ho

He-: Aap btao aap achhe dikhte ho ya achhe ho

She-: Mujhe ni pta aapko kia lgta hai

He-: Agr aap achhe ni dikhte to mein aapko request ku bhejta Aur aap achhe ni hote to aapse baat ku krta

She-: Wase aap baatein achi bna lete ho kitni gf bnali aise baaton se

He-: Ek bhi nahi jee jinpe try kia unhe rich ldke psnd agye …hum garibo ke pass kuch nahi bcha

She-: Achha to aap gareeb ho

He-: Yes i m very gareeb

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She-: But mein aise ldki nhi jo paison ke piche jau

He-: Aapki baaton se lgra hai aapka bhut jldi ek bf bnne wala hai wo bhi gareeb …

She-:ha ha ha …hn kia pta ho bhi skta hai

He-: haw sach mein kia

She-: kya pata

He-: Chlo acha hai gareebo ki bhi gf bn jaegi ….koi to hai jo gareebo ke bare mein sochta Hai…Wase tumne kitne bf bna liye ho aise sweet baaton se
She-: Five

He-: aur sbse breakup ho gya

She-: Ha

He-: wah 19 ki age mein 5 bf jb 4 -5 saal baad 20 ki hojaogi tb to 20-20 ho jaenge tum bhi 20 ki aur bf bhi 20

She-: aapko maths ni aati kia 18+5=23

He-: Hahahahha maths aati hai pr, ldkion ki age 2-3 saal tk ek jaise rehti hai

She-:Haha….wase ab mein chahti hu ki jo mera bf ho wo permanent ho

He-: Achha jee

She-: Hanji wase mera kitna chance hai

He-: Wase mera kitna % chance hai

She-: 20% nhi yaar itne bhi bure nhi ho

He-: O thnks mujhe to lga 0 hoga

She-: Nhi itne bhi bure nhi ho

He-: Tum pehli ho jo apne dushman ko Achaa bol rahi ho

She-:Wse future plan kya hai apka

He-:Kuch nahi bs 11 bche krne hai pir IPL ki team bnake unse paise kmaunga

She-:Are main job ke liye puchh rahi hu

He-: Are mein buisness krunga partner bnogi

She-: Great yr hn bnado

He-: Wase ab kitne % hua mera chance

She-:35%

He-: Achha mujhe lga -10 bologi

she-: Nhi yr tum bhut sweet ho

He-: thnku

She-: Achha kal baat krenge

He-: bye tanu

she-:bye avi

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